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Beatitudes for Billionaires

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1. Blessed are the wealth hoarders, for their yachts shall inherit the seas. 2. Blessed are they who exploit loopholes, for theirs is the kingdom of tax havens. 3. Blessed are the disruptors, for they shall break things and call it innovation. 4. Blessed are the monopolists, for they shall corner the markets and call … Read more

Rodent Flatulence Causing Power Outages in Small Towns

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Residents of a small town in the Midwest are baffled by recent power outages. The outages are happening at random, and there is no apparent cause. However, one theory has gained traction among the townsfolk: rodent flatulence. It turns out that rodents produce a gas called methane, which is flammable. When this gas builds up … Read more